vulcans do not lie

people never bother getting to know me so im used to never introducing myself
goals

goals

jambyolsen:

too spoopy to live, too creppy to die

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skella-bro:

haskull:

haskull:

fcottm:

haskull:

Reblog to Activate the Bees

how do I turn it off???????????????????????

Click the button below to Deactivate the Bees.
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(Disclaimer: The above button does not actually deactivate the bees and was placed here only for the emotional reassurance of any individual who may be afraid of bees. Once an individual has reblogged this post, the bees are activated and cannot be stopped.)

go to your blogs and click the picture

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sorelatable:

What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like “here are 7 other singles that watched Orange Is The New Black for 8 hours straight in your area”

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witchchad:

mildlyautisticsuperdetective:

witchchad:

ways to get me into bed 

1. have curly hair

2. wear a crown

thats it after that im so yours

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HO L YSH IT

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peridotpirate:

Some of the very best subtitles

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riverplants:

foods dangerous to dogs:

  1. avocadoes
  2. alcohol
  3. raw bread dough
  4. caffeine
  5. chocolate
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. macadamia nuts
  9. raw salmon
  10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

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ardenthellcat:

this IS MY FAVORITE SCENE IN THE ENTIRE SHOW

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brycoolviva:

[Heitor Magno - Artist double exposures photography]

(by htor)

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rabbitmeister:

lilgideonsbighouse:

crazy-cipher:

Someone who’s never watched Gravity Falls please explain this image. 

an old man is blinded by the gay agenda right outside his window

that woman from kill la kill just invaded the show

rabbitmeister:

lilgideonsbighouse:

crazy-cipher:

Someone who’s never watched Gravity Falls please explain this image. 

an old man is blinded by the gay agenda right outside his window

that woman from kill la kill just invaded the show

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mamamidnight:

hobo-golden:

I’m so sorry but its just that time of year

so totally not soorrryyyy YHEAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Gotta love TheLivingTombstone.

yeeeeesssssss i have this one my phone

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blizooka:

durbikins:

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OH 

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD!!!! noNO

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